Rantings

I'm staring at a half empty bottle of medicine. I've near emptied this bottle in 2 hours, and I went through one this morning. Am i going to die? or will my throat heal? No genius, I'm not suicidal, lozenges taste nice after a while. The label reads, 'suck one tablet 3 hourly as needed.' I decided to do a bit of selective reading, I only saw, 'suck one tablet as needed.' Seeing as i need them continuously to keep my throat from becoming as raw as a cannibal's steak, I suck one every other 3 minutes.
Lozenges, they are a hell of a drug.

Yooooh, being home doing NOTHING, in WHITERIVER, is shockingly boring! Seriously, it's so bad, I've been experimenting with home made bombs. Just need some chlorine to make the bang a bit louder, and I'll be well on my way towards being Osama's secretary. There's just one part I don't like about home made bombs, unlike the firecrackers you buy at a retail shop, or the military issue bombs, they don't have a fuse or detonator. Most suicide bombers usually have a finger or two missing, premature detonation is a common thing when you use handy Andy and jik extracts to make a bomb. I'm not looking to kill anyone, just need to know how to make a bomb for general knowledge. In case anyone of you ever piss me off, or I decide to run for president and try and take out someone personally.

Most of my friends are looking forward to seeing the freshmen next year. The males ones that is, it's hunting season gentleman, and the single guyz will be looking to get their fair share of meat. First year guys better go and enjoy themselves during o-week. Although that's impossible for most of them, besides the fact that most will look like lost sheep, they spend the most part of o-week tanked out of their minds. Then the experienced seniors come through on the back end of o-week, with sweet charm, knowledge of where the bathroom is, and a talent to pick out the girls like Micheal Jackson picks lil boys in a orphanage.

The first year craze isn't exactly something I can relate to. I haven't gone out with anyone younger than me ever, had a long term fling with a girl younger than me, but she's in my year, and her maturity level is greater than a 24 year old. It's annoying to try and have a conversation with someone who isn't as mature as you are. Imagine talking about the greater meaning to music, and how the lyrics to some song hold deep meaning and she looks at you and goes, 'ya, i like the lead singers hair.' They are some immature retarded girls out there, they usually are as hot as hell, but retarded none the less. I mean if I could go out and get a hot dumb ass girl and she said nothing the whole night, that would be great. If they just kept quiet, just laughed at my lame jokes, made out with me and went away, that would be great.
BUT , they have to talk, they have to say something retarded, some huge turnoff like,' your tongue feels like wiggly soft toes.' B"*$£ what the hell were you doing sucking toes!! How am I supposed to continue a night with stuff like that.

Anywho, That's all for today folks, I'm hungry, need to feed the monster within...