Its BEEN A SECOND

Firstly to those that follow my blogs religiously, im terribly sorry for going M.I.A for so long. I went to Durban for a week, and when I came back my familia had invaded my house and the good times just kept flowing. My cousins are absolutely insane, that's one thing that certainly runs in my family, INSANITY...From downing drinks at 11a.m knowing we have to show up at home sober as a priest on a monday afternoon, to getting cars impounded, what a holiday, definately one of my best ever.

IN the stale, left over spirit of x-mas cheer, HAPPY NEW YEARS everyone, I do hope it will be a prosperous and toning year for all. WHY toning you may ask? simply because I think obesity is becoming an issue in South Africa. Just open your eyes to the number of over weight kids in the mall. PARENTS, they arent lil piglets to be fed when ever they oink. No really , you might think i'm mean and i don't like fat people, but seriously, they are so many overweight people out there. EAT YOUR DAMN GREENS, get bio slim for your b-day instead of a huge cake, buy gym equipment instead of playstations and fancy hand bags ladies!!!

Jogging isn't the only way to lose weight, do some sit ups, push ups, squats, butterflies, we all did these small exercises in prep school during physical education...STOP BEING LAZY, its no excuse for being overweight.

Alrite then, now that i've taken a wack at the PORKIES of this world, lets move on to an interesting topic,' EVIL WAY TO DUMP YOUR PARTNER...'
This topic came up the other day when I was chatting to a frend. Here is a great way to hurt someone who has hurt you....:

MY absolute favourite....A sticky note on the door, or fridge, or a noticeboard in a residence or at work....Just imagine walking up, think 'OH thats weird don't remember leaving a sticky note' then reading, 'dear EX of mine, ITS NOT ME, ITS YOU, I'm tired of faking the moaning and groaning, bye, forever, don't call me.

(lol) imagine your boss reading you the sticky note after finding it on the staff noticeboard....

CRUEL

I don't think I could ever do that to someone, but I think a modern way of being very hurtful is dumping a person on facebook. Believe it or not, it does happen, And i certainly know a few people its happened to. I WOULD HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DUMPED ME ON FACEBOOK....Angry wouldn't be the word to describe the raging fury that would be unleashed upon that unfortunate soul...

k, lets move on...I've had so many thoughts about what to put on a blog lately, but I can't pick any that's better than the other....

I've recently realised being single is the good life. Love is great, flings are fun, but relationships are very serious. Ever realise how you feel obligated to do certain things in a relationship. The same place you loved going to when you were single to see that someone you have your eye on, becomes the place YOU HAVE to go to see them once you start going out. You suddenly feel bad when you forget to send an sms, you have to MAKE time in your schedule to see them, its no longer unplanned random meetings, its 'what time will I see you tomorrow,' not a, WILL I SEE YOU TOMORROW.....
YOU start filtering your speech, you can't flirt freely and openly with every girl in sight, you can't hang with your boys till 2a.m with her waiting on you.

They are a few couples who have very free and open ,mature relationships which don't suffer from such choking problems.... but i guess when you love someone enough it's a joy to fit them in to your schedule everyday ......I was terrible at that, went to visit my ex 4 or 5 times in 7 months....I wasn't very considerate back then, wonder why she put up with it.....

The more i think about it the more i realise I'm becoming allergic to relatonships. Or at least fear them more than I used to....

I'm fallin asleep here....think I'l leave this blog as is....definately not at my best, but you know I've got you thinking.